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Rules of engagement.

How can I understand the rules if I don’t know the game he’s playing.

You hear all the time about autistic kids and how they are “resistant to change” and they like “order and routine”. Here’s how that translates in real life.

#1 When out and about in town staff must go to shops in order. There can be no deviation in the order. Any changes must be approved by management first. (Management will not approve)

#2 Upon entering the mall staff must proceed immediately to the food court for chips. 

#3 When entering any store on the approved list staff are not permitted to browse in any section other than the preschool toy isle.

#4 Sandals and shoes must be removed while sitting on the doorstep. NOT the front step. NOT the hallway. NOT the lawn. NOT the porch. The DOORSTEP ONLY.

#5 Do not presume management will be liable for any messes incurred herein and forthwith. Staff must not approach about any mess inquiries. Up to and including those of a “downstairs” nature.

#6 Staff are not permitted to eat any non-prohibited food without first offering a tithe to management  If this results in the loss of the entire slice of cake, sandwich, glass of orange juice etc etc management will not be open to negotiation.

#7 The order is pajamas  THEN a lap of the hallway, THEN teeth, THEN a lap of the hallway, THEN goodnight to mumma. Know the order, live the order or else….

#8 It is NOT permissible to enter the supermarket without a plan of purchase that includes either a cookie OR an ice cream, Both is preferred. 

#9 Management can not be expected to operate any previous set routines without prior and express directions from staff at all times, including but not limited to opening doors, turning up the iPad, removing socks, touching books and restarting dvds.

*sigh* “resistant to change”

peace